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Goatman Poopie

Cryptid Slime

Goatman Poopie

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An 8 oz smoky purple shimmer slime with legendary backwoods cryptid mystery toys hidden inside.

Size
8 oz
Texture
Stretchy smoky purple shimmer
Shimmer
Cosmic mica shimmer throughout
Glow
No — shimmer only
Toys inside
3–6 backwoods cryptid mystery toys
Scent
No fragrance added — smells like the slime ingredients
Color: Smoky Purple
Quantity
1
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See it play

Stretch the slime and dig for 3–6 hidden specimens.

See the stretch

How it plays

Squish, stretch, discover, repeat. This thick smoky purple shimmer slime hides 3–6 backwoods cryptid surprises waiting to be dug out. No fragrance is added — it smells like the slime ingredients.

Ingredients & safety

Water, PVA, sodium borate, mica shimmer, cosmetic-grade colorants, aloe leaf juice, phenoxyethanol, sodium benzoate. Non-toxic. No fragrance added. Do not eat.

Not edible · Color and texture may shift in transit · Ages 4+ with adult supervision

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